I have read this over at Chonsa’s blog.. I’m not really fond of reading fanfics coz i feel like they are just giving me false hopes then my imagination would just run wild and then i would just be day dreaming for the rest of the day..
But this fanfic is just the sweetest thing~~! for those who haven’t read it.. have the patience to read it all.. coz it’s all worth it..
Here is Chonsa’s posting.. you may read it also at her blog..
Wedding Debt 1
This is a translation done by Witchtwitch off a Chinese creation by 不见不爱不痛, who wrote these lists on her blog. Read and enjoy, because it really is adorable!
Parts 2,3 and 4 to follow!
Thanks Witch for translating and 不见不爱不痛 for allowing me to share your wonderful work with the rest of the Joongboers!
To my dearest Kim Hyun Joong,
Due to the fact that we have already divorced, I believe there is a need to calculate the expenses we have incurred during these 31 weeks of marriage and make a list.
1. Rental of the beetle convertible, yacht and suite during the honeymoon — 2,000,000
2. Rental of the luxurious apartment in the city —1,200,000
3. Water used to fill up your favorite pool-like bath tub during house warming— 60,000
4. Food purchased for hosting friends and brothers-in-law during house warming— 100,000
5. Entrance tickets to the outdoor swimming complex— 60,000
6. Birthday cake and gift bought specially for your birthday— 100,000
7. Dress specially bought to be worn on your birthday— 100,000
8. Shifting house— 400,000
9. Medical fees incurred while knitting your muffler— 20,000
10. Baby blown up pool bought specially for you— 20,000
11. My trip to Japan because I missed you— 2,000,000
12. The vacation with AlShin couple— 500,000
13. Fireworks bought to make you happy— 20,000
14. Wedding photo shoot for our 100th day Anniversary— 2,000,000
15. Petrol used during the trip to the rural village— 60,000
16. First farewell dinner— 100,000
17. Ant Couple Tour— 100,000
18. Trip to your favorite amusement park— 40,000
19. Match-making dinner planned for my beloved brothers-in-law— 100,000
20. Loss incurred for doing weird actions during my performance all thanks to your strange mission — 200,000
21. Skating together— 20,000
22. Vaccine taken to take precautions for your health— 40,000
23. Your favorite ginseng chicken— 20,000
24. Dress and hairdo I prepared specially for the farewell— 400,000
25. The tasty kimbap bought for the Halla San hike— 10,000
26. The countless couple tops that originally can be recycled but in the end were ruined by you— 100,000
27. More than 10 types of conditioners bought for you and secretly stashed in your bag— 600,000
28. Countless facial treatments done for you— 800,000
29. Gained antis after being married to you, lead to visits to psychiatrist— 200,000
30. Vitamins and ramen bought for you during your trip to Japan— 20,000
31. Summit wine bought to celebrate our successful hike— 15,000
32. SS501 album bought in Japan to support your band— 25,000
33. Vet medical cost for Jins, you strangled her because you liked my aegyo too much during the Busan trip— 50,000
At the present moment, these are the items I can think of. If you have doubts to any of the items above, please reply this letter or call my cell phone.
The total amount is 11,200,000 Won.
If there is no issue, please credit this amount into my bank account.
Your first wife,
Hwang Bo Hye Jung
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wedding debt 2,3, and 4 inside.. 😉